What sort of animals might they want to keep as a pet if we're strictly operating in the realm of the counterfactual?

The Orlando Magic notched their first win of their best-of-seven, first-round playoff series with the Boston Celtics on Friday night.

After a rough Game 3, Kristaps Porzingis admitted he “played like (expletive)” in the Celtics’ rock-fight loss to the Magic.